Lucky person No:1

QA format Love

A different love letter and a beautiful reply
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest yyyyyyy,Please answer the following
questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3marks.
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1) Whenever you enter the class
room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’tcontrol seeing me
(c) really … Am I doing it?
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2)Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) youalways like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you areattracted by my smile
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3) When you were singing in the class,
I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to singbefore me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll likeyour song
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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when
I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know
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5) During trekking, myself and my
friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend’s because:
(a) youenjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c)you don’t know
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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus anddidn’t get into your bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreamingabout me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
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7) You introduced me to your parents when they cameto college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you
came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you likeroses
(c) by chance you got a rose
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9) On that day, it was
my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to prayalong with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c)you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
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If
you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don’t delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it’s
getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to
love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love ,
xxxxxxxxx

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GIRL (yyyyyyyy)’s reply letter
was also in Q/A format ……..
xxxxxxxx ,Please answer the following Yes/Noquestionnaire.

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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b)No
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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of
the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b)No
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4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my
childhood photo.You poked your nose inside….. Right ?
(a) Yes (b)No
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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn’t
you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
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6) Should I not wait for my best friend ( Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b)No
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7) Shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b)No
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9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you
in temple. I come daily to Temple .. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b)No

If you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered “No”, then you don’t know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
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Transportation Master

Why bill gate decided to sell off Microsoft company!!

Dear friends…..
Why Bill Gates decides to sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.


There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

1) One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home..
2) There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
3) My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
4) I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
5) It is surprising that windows say 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
6) There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
7) You’re provided my recent Documents, when you will provide my past documents.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?